A whole new brand of lazy
Oct 14, 2005
I was going to go lookup the opposite the word lazy, so I could use it in my opening sentence, but alas, I just didn't have the energy. ;-) Anyway, I doubt many would claim that I was hyper-energetic. I definately lean towards the lazy side. However, it is now clear that I merely lean towards lazy while others have learned to fully embrace it.
The clarity is provided in these bad boys. A peanut butter and jelly sandwich, with the crust already removed... available in your frozen food section. Wow.
On one hand, I am a bit horrified that such a product exists. On the other hand, you gotta hand it to both Smucker's, and the incredibly lazy people who eat these. Hand it to the lazys for sticking to their guns and striving to be as little as they can be. Hand it to Smucher's for having full faith in Americans to be too lazy to dirty a knife, yet patient enough to wait for their pb&j to defrost.